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Help Me with my Myspace profile, I'm Feeling Down

Billionaire Lansing singer Fowl McCartney was sitting across the table with his smart Lansing lawyer McDaddy Slapalot discussing his divorce suit and myspace profile.

Fowl was 64, his wife (Weather Mills) 30, they married 4 years back, had 1 child, 7 myspace profiles and now Weather had filed for 1 divorce and she wanted $ 200 million and 1 full lifestyle.

McDaddy looked at Fowl, "She says that in May 2003, when she was pregnant, you became angry and pushed her into a bath causing her shock and distress?"

"Listen McDaddy, won't you force your wife to take a bath if she hasn't taken one for over a month? And I didn't get violent at all, I was just angry! Moreover, if she was in shock she would have seen a doctor using her myspace profile clock!"

"Hmm, you're right there Fowl. Then she says that when she asked you if you were using a banned substance, you yelled at her and started choking here. Did she claim anything on the myspace profile regarding the "choking" condition?"

"Sheesh, McDaddy, when she asked me that, I showed her what I was eating – it was chocolates. Lovingly I caressed her neck and fed her a couple of them. Is it my fault that one of them got stuck in her gullet? If it was serious she would have claimed from the profile!"

"Right again, Fowl. She says you threw a bottle of red wine over her and then attacked her with the bottle stem? What's our defense with this: To put it on your myspace profile?"

" McDaddy, we were celebrating and even she was throwing wine bottles around! I just picked up a stem and kept it at a safe place because I didn't want to harm her. Yeah, McDaddy, if she were cut, she would have used her myspace profile! Y'know something: my profile can prove me innocent!"

Together McDaddy and Fowl built a case using his myspace profile as a powerful weapon and they emerged victorious.

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